Woodlouse In A Hammock

Self portrait (in the mirror in the morning unshaven)

wHore d'œuvre's

Boxing Dogs

Split Personality

Bloody School Kids

It took over 2 terms of being called "PeterPan Face" but year 9 had finally made Mr. Rogers 'crack'.

Monkey Up a Lamppost With a Sword.

OOH AAH

Less trains more trannies.

"You wont believe it Phil not one bit of Madonna on the whole bloody jukebox'

if you want even more trannies hit this link.

dare you

I WANT HOT SWEATY TRANNIES

Tranny Tears

Susan-Terry-Susan-Terry

Barn Dance

Some of all the lonely people.

APLOGIES!

'hmmmm.. maybe try a 3 sir'

A well over due winner for our caption competition is Wendy, please email me an address to have the prize sent too. jack.bishop@hotmail.co.uk

Sorry all for the long wait. back drawing and blogging.

I wont tire you with shit excuses, just going to hit you with some drawings!

Lonely heart.

Dogging

BLOG FIGHT

Magician

Even Johnny the Magnificent was bamboozled by his Rabbi in a hat trick.

Trifle Tower.

Social Blogging

Cat in a welly, Dog in a tie.

Been having a bit of an odd drawing day today, ideas not really working so thought i'd leave the creativity up to you. so....

***CAPTION COMPETITION***

Leave a caption in the comments and i'll send the best the original drawing.

Winner will be revealed next friday.

Mouse Domestic.

Ode to Tommy Cooper.

There's a rat in my kitchen

"There's a rat in my kitchen, what am i gonna do."

The original sketch to this drawing is owned by my good friend Andy. Andy owns the largest private collection of BloodyBishop illustrations in the country and is a bloody fantastic support to my art. I rudely haven't got round to mentioning him on my blog especially as the bloke has saved me and my art many a time. He's a damn good film maker and you need to go check out his bloody fantastic website.

http://www.andydermanis.com/

FULL OF LIFE

Bollocks- Full of life.

Thanks to Pedro for help with this one. I haven't drawn some bollocks for a while (grand-parent friendly last week) and some people have been complaining that i draw them too much. But talking to some people they're their favourite drawings.

Can't win them all.

Sorry if you dont like them but you wouldn't be here without them.

oh go see Pedro's stuff too! www.pedromeade.com

Osama Bin Ladle

Almost didn't post this as its the worst gag ever.

But for some reason kept making me chuckle.

Great Tits

As happy as a pig on stilts

Royal Wedding

Why draw the happy couple all people seemed to give a shit about was the hats.

British Pride

Cribbage

The one person my Granddad can't draw is my Nan, turns out im not very good at drawing her either. But here we are playing cribbage. I'm most probably winning.

THE BIG DAY IS ALMOST HERE!!!!!!!!

This weekend is hosting THE EVENT of the summer! !

I for one am pretty excited. Lots of people have been telling me to do some drawings of current affairs and news. So i will be dedicating some drawings to this weekends main event.

Betty and Archie Meares

60th Wedding Anniversary!!!!!

For those of you who have managed to miss the hype and madness surrounding this day Betty and Archie are my Grandparents. Who this weekend are celebrating 60 years of my Nan putting up with my Granddad!

Now any art always gets compared to other artist and influences and they are often lovely to hear. But the one artist who deserves a mention is my Granddad Archie. Thats us drawing in his garden above.

I've gone and dug up an old sketch book of his and thought i'd share some of his drawings with you.

Give Peas A Chance!

Heart of mold.

Marradoner

Over to Showbiz Johnny for the caption competition winner...

(drum-roll)

In a last gasp attempt to fit in with Mash and the other vegetables, Banger pulled out his best broccoli impersonation.

Congratulations Luke! Please send an address you want your prize to be sent to jack.bishop@hotmail.co.uk.

Was a tough decision, all entries made me chortle, but i thought Mash certainly had a look of being unimpressed. This is what swayed the final decision as i didn't have a coin with enough sides.

Thanks everyone.

Paul.

Andy Warthog

Sorry i'm actually going to do some typing today, I normally keep this to a minimum as me and writing aren't great mates, and who wants to read a blog when you can look at the pictures?

1.Everything I do creatively always bloody ends up with Warhol.

2. Thanks for all the ruddy lovely feedback! Really appreciated!

3. If you would like a drawing I'm running a caption competition on Sundays drawing(scroll down you'll see it.), 2 entries so far! So go enter! It's got better odds than a scratch card and doesn't cost.

4. If you want to see an extra drawing today go see the portrait i did of artist Hayden Kays!

http://haydenkays.blogspot.com/

Sorry for making you read.

x

Sherlock

IF.

I originally drew this a while back, but stupidly left the sketchbook on the tube. I dont think this versions as good as the first one and I have tried drawing it a number of times but hey ho! Thought i'd post it anyway.

banger and mash

Caption competition!

Leave a caption for this drawing in the comments section, i'll send the best one the original of this drawing. Winner announced on friday!

couple.

I've stopped drawing bollocks, now i cant think what to draw.

Fridays child

"Act your age not your shoe size!"

Owe this one to Joseph "soft touch" Nelson. Cheers son.

Updating the bog.

i have yet to find a better source of inspiration.

Can you tie them in a knot can you....

EMOuse.

Jackson Bollocks